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La Vida de Caridad: Sink Monster

Zip It

Zip It

Once upon a time my sink led me on a crazy adventure (see - La Vida de Caridad: Everything and the Kitchen Sink).  Apparently, my sink likes to be the center of attention in my life.  It likes to do things like accidentally let a bag of tea fall in and then proceed to clog for a week despite drano and a plunger.  Okay…so maybe the ‘accidentally letting a bag of tea fall in’ was my fault, but it didn’t have to go and be mean about it.

Today – while I had dough mixing in my bread machine in Christmas Eve cooking mayhem – I dashed out to the store to find something and discovered Zip-It.  It’s a flexible piece of plastic with jutting gro0ves that pick up things in the drain.  No, this isn’t some infomercial for it…it actually worked.

And it got me to thinking…

…in my previous ‘Sink’ adventure I didn’t know exactly what I needed and I went around trying a million things – creating contraptions – before it finally rested on the good ole plunger.  In this sink adventure, I knew what I needed, but didn’t know where to get it or how to describe it.  Not to mention, I was so caught up in life that I didn’t go out to get it.  It wasn’t as if the sink wasn’t working entirely…it was just working decently enough that I didn’t give myself a crazy adventure to find it.

But I did find a solution.  The only mayhem I endured was a clogged sink and last-minute holiday shoppers.

As it is, this may just have been one of my more ‘quiet’ adventures that have gotten written down.  Though it may seem odd – given the sheer amount of stories in my ‘La Vida de Caridad’ series where I am constantly spending 150% – I think I like quiet adventures more.  They might not be the craziest of stories, but they’re certainly more manageable and you can have a lot of quiet adventures that brace you for the crazy ones.

And I also think that it’s the quiet, everyday life events that mean the most in the long run because their quiet quality usually means there’s a nice resolution.  It’s a toss up when it comes to a crazy adventure.

Don’t get me wrong.  It’s a guarantee that there are more crazy La Vida de Caridad adventures to come, but just to be sure I say it at least once – the quiet is nice too.

-cct

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La Vida de Caridad: The Paper Towel Holder

Paper Towel HolderHave you ever looked at something that you’ve seen many times before and suddenly had a double take of revelation?  But it’s more than just seeing something new, it’s about seeing something that was always there and feeling so silly that you didn’t see it before?

I will never look at my paper towel holder the same again.

I was in the hub-bub of baking – making snickerdoodles for my office holiday decorating party.  There was holiday music on my Macbook.  I was singing and dancing along to Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You and Destiny’s Child 8 Days of Christmas.  In the midst of sugar, cinnamon spice, and everything nice, I needed a paper towel.

Bopping along to holiday music, I pulled a sheet from the paper towel holder I bought at the Big Lots in the Jewelry District of Downtown.  I had held off on buying a paper towel holder for awhile when I moved into my apartment, wanting to find the perfect cheap one.  Eventually – tired of not having one – I settled on a black metal one with a decorative-U/flower quality.

Paper towel holders are fairly intuitive in design – they hold the paper roll up.  But what I didn’t realize until I stood there in festive holiday preparations and in midst of dancing in my kitchen was that the flower type design wasn’t just pretty…it was practical.  In tearing a sheet from the roll, I incidentally pulled the paper through the middle of the flower design….

…and then everything stopped.  For a second, I couldn’t hear music.  There was no dough to be mixed.  There was only the realization that the design was supposed to hold a paper towel sheet.

…then everything came rushing back to reality and I felt really stupid.  Duh.

But looking back, it’s a nice revelation – to know that if a paper towel holder can hold so much revelation, how much more the world might have to offer in a similar way for greater things.  But until any other life revelations come along, it is nice to know my paper towel holder is both pretty and practical.

-cct

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La Vida de Caridad: The Glee Effort

What I do for Glee

What I do for Glee

I often wonder how much of my “techiness” is nature vs. nurture.  As the family tech geek, I am often handed hard drive problems, computer problems, computer purchase questions, camcorders, digital cameras, etc.  Wired had a recentl article called “Five Ways that N00bs Annoy Geeks” that I know well.  But regardless, I do like fixing problems and figuring out things.  I like being helpful.  And given all my other “La Vida de Caridad” stories, perhaps I just have points for perseverance.

Usually I wait to watch Glee on Hulu.  Having moved to my own residence, my television options shifted from cable/dvr to regular television with bad reception.  The previous tenant had an elaborate television wired set-up that extended from the outside, through the dining area, underneath carpet, and wrapping around half the living space of my studio.  The outside must have had a satellite of some sort, so placing the television cable into my tv did nothing.  My friend Melissa lent me her old antenna – a crazy looking contraption from Terk that looks like a bow.  I placed it initially by my television and got enough of the major channels that I didn’t do much other effort.

But two things charged me to try to get a missing channel – Fox: the Glee fall finale and Zooey Deschanel (one of my favorite actresses and singers) guest starring on Bones the next day.

So then began the process of just initially moving the next-to-my-TV set up higher to the other side where there was a taller bookcase.  This gave me about 20 channels…none of which included Channel 11 – Fox.

Then I thought to move the antenna closer to the window, near my desk – where there’s an extension in the antenna wire that I could work with.  The thing about this antenna?  It needs an electric outlet.  So I had the antenna plugged into a wire stretching across the room and then another wire extended into a powerstrip. 30-something channels later, I still had no channel 11.  Then I attempted to leverage a bit with the box from the heater I recently bought.  40-something channels, no channel 11.

Then came the kitchen idea.  My kitchen is near my desk.  I was able to pull the antenna cable extender near my tv and place it in the extension near my kitchen.  Propping the box on a chair near my kitchen window and plugging the antenna into my kitchen outlet, I had about 50-something channels…no channel 11.

I was about to give up, but then decided to try my living room window….and success! – so long as it was behind my curtain, resting on the air conditioner duct of the air conditioner my friend Nate lent me.  This worked for about 30 minutes before the signal went out.  Finally, I propped the heater box on my other desk chair and propped the antenna on top of that.

…and while all this sounds pretty crazy, seeing the Glee finale and its lovely happy ending (won’t reveal any details) was totally worth it.  As one of the songs on today’s episode states by the Rolling Stones: “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need.”

-cct

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La Vida de Caridad: I Am Laundry Ninja

Ninja Girl Shirt from InkRain at redbubble

Ninja Girl Shirt from InkRain at redbubble

Having just watched Ninja Assassin, I was reminded to write this post. Forewarning: While it may have some bad puns like the movie, it’s not really gonna have blood and guts flying around.

Generally, the most exciting aspect of me doing laundry is to wonder for a few minutes how much I might ruin a shirt that says “dry clean only” or “hand wash” by adding it to the pile of clothes that has a similar shade of color. But due to the physics of my apartment laundry room, I have had to begin my training as a laundry ninja.

The first few times of doing my laundry I had no problems, but in hindsight this was probably part of the training too – becoming too acclimated to the setting is never a good thing. Rule #1 Be Aware of Your Surroundings.

To give myself some credit during these initial visits to the laundry room, I had noticed off the bat the item that would become the enemy. Rule #2 Know Your Enemy.

The laundry room fits one dryer, one washer, a sink, and a trash can. By ‘fits’, I mean that this takes some creative arranging. The washer and dryer are arranged in this L-shape – the washer is propped to the right of the room, it’s side slightly away from the wall. Meanwhile the dryer faces the door pressed against the wall. This L-shape ultimately leaves a rectangular shaped hole at the wall. When I first did my laundry, I noted to myself that I had to be careful putting my clothes in the washer as one bad swoop of laundry, might result in it falling into that hole.

So naturally, with this observation, I would then do exactly that a few months later.

Of all things to drop? A slightly, awkwardly rolled sock. Therein lies Rule #3 Learn How to Jump, Rule #4 Walk Quietly, and Rule #5 Be Invisible. These were the skills required of me to look at what had fallen in the laundry room hole. I leapt onto the dryer, tip-toed on to washer, (hoped that no neighbors would be walking by) and peered over the side to see this slightly balled up sock on the lint ridden floor of the laundry room.

I sat perched on my washer for a moment thinking and tried to reach out for the sock. This would have worked if my arm was twice as long as it actually is. After another moment of contemplating, I went to my apartment and grabbed a hanger.

Perched on the washer, I tried grabbing the sock with the hanger like a cat trying to swipe the fish from the fish bowl. But it was still just slightly too short.

Then I went to grab my generic Swiffer type mop (ninja bo?). Sitting on the dryer, I used the swiffer stick to hook onto the sock, pressing it against the machine for leverage. I make it sound easy, but this took about ten minutes of it dropping repeatedly.

But Round 1 of Ninja training was achieved and the sock was placed into the washing machine for that day’s wash.

A few weeks later I would encounter the same problem of overzealous placement of laundry into washing machine. Another sock in the space between the dryer, washer, and wall. Perched on top of the washer, looking down, I realized Rule #6 Be Aware of Your Size Within Your Surroundings.

So with a bit of Rule #3 Learn How to Jump, I found that I could fit inside that space, pick up that stray sock, and jump back out.

I am Laundry Ninja.

-cct.

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La Vida de Caridad: The Cricket II

The Trap

The Trap

You know when you live life and suddenly something just appears?  Something you’ve been waiting for and let slip from your mind?

I wish this post was about the appearance of something great, like love or an inheritance or the cure to a health problem, but I’ll take what I can get.

Despite the zaniness of yesterday (See La Vida de Caridad: The Cricket), that’s exactly what happened with the cricket.

I was working from home all day, occasionally annoyed at the chirping coming from my tv.  At one point, I pulled my TV cart out and stared evilly at the mess of cords that I couldn’t see beyond, sighed, and then pushed the TV cart back.

But the evening rolled around and I glanced over to the right and saw this tiny bug sitting on my grey carpet, as if saying “Hello.  You’ve been looking for me?”

It wasn’t like I was able to catch it right then and there.  There was a couple of close- calls, some jumping, a few minutes of waiting, and finally a stare down.

Finally, I was able to get it in my trap: Tupperware and my clipboard with Monet’s Woman with a Parasol.

I let it go in the parking lot in the back to the chorus of chirping crickets in the evening.

Maybe I let it go to find true love.

-cct

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